I just wanna smoke a blunt with you

(Source: homegirlbri)

  • white person: how do you say my name in your language??
  • me: pendejo


me: horoscopes are fucking stupid if you believe that shit you’re a fucking—

horoscope: leos are sexy as hell

me: genius bruh these shits are real as fuck amazing how are they so on point all the time

(Source: mymodernmet)